yard bird

A slang term for the common chicken, generally after being prepared as a meal.

I would like the yard bird, and some cole slaw, please.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

bird dog

(noun) a guy who is primarily interested in romancing other people's girl friends. Immortalized in the 1950s by the Everley Brothers in a song of the same name.

"Hey, bird dog, lay offa my quail!
Hey, bird dog, go chase your own tail!"

by anarcissie May 30, 2008

dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

Get away from me dick bird! Right now!

by Erich ULner September 23, 2008

Alex Bilodeau

Canadian hero. He is the first canadian olympian to win a gold medal on home soil. Canadians had not won a gold in Montréal 76 or Calgary 88 but finally Vancoyver 2010.

OMG when Alex Bilodeau beat that Australian piece of shit in moguls i was so happy!!!

by Canadianpatriot April 14, 2010

the hairy bird

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

by hahaaa June 28, 2003

rip a bird

Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.

I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.

Wanna rip a bird after work?

I ripped so many birds last night.

by Max Flow April 20, 2008

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010