Sea Beaner

A Hawaiian, AKA a mexican that lives by the sea. They eat shitty foods, smell bad, and work for nothing. They also like to let old broken cars pile up in front of their house they they never end up fixing.

The car lot across the street from me is filed with sea beaners.

Sea Beaners love L & L BBQ.

by ?>< May 29, 2010

beaner

A resident of the Bean housing complex at the University of Oregon.

We're total beaners.

Looks like that person hasn't had a home cooked meal in three months...must be a beaner!

Damn it feels good to be a beaner.

person: I feel bad for beaners.
beaner: HELL no.

by Melissa Kay December 14, 2008

beaner-lover

When a white or any woman likes Mexican guys.

T: dude your ex is a beaner-lover now.

M: ya I know.

T: such a downgrade you guys were perfect.

by Maks29 May 5, 2016

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Beaner

Every single resident of Canyon county Idaho

guy one: "hey man"
guy two: "yeah"
guy one: "look at that fucking beaner in the Lincoln Navigator, wih Gonzalez in the back window"
guy two: "disturbing!"

by destroyer of vaginas April 3, 2009

beanerfied

A taco without a bean.

Your taco has been beanerfied.

by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009

Choco Beaner

Dark skinned mexican

George Lopez is a choco beaner

by Spunk hefro July 28, 2009