cleared invalid

When the COVID lab rats are sniffing glue and can’t get a negative or positive test result you are Cleared Invalid to work

Due to you’re Cleared Invalid status, please self quarantine at home for 14 days. Or until we change protocol and say you can come back to work.

by Wolfmunkie October 28, 2020

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Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.

I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.

by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024

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Clear Ball

A game where you try and copy the person ahead of you that does a trick with a small clear ball and who ever completes the most without the other person copying them wins.

Yo bro wanna play clear ball tonight!

by jimmy cooks June 14, 2023

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clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.

Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.

by shoomit February 23, 2021

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Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021

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When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

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