A battle between two humans and see who could drink malt liquor, eat fried chicken, drink grape soda, do drugs, mainly what a black person would do the most. The winner is the last man standing.
by Shrersh November 30, 2016
Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.
Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.
Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.
Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...
*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.
Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...
*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
by Semi-nerd January 11, 2011
Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
by ashteroid April 12, 2007
An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.
Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.
by Woodcock Johnson December 29, 2009
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.
man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
by ted sells June 08, 2006
Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.
Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.
Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?
Bri: No.
Matt: See a movie?
Bri: No.
Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the beach?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the mall?
Bri: No.
Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!
Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?
Bri: No.
Matt: See a movie?
Bri: No.
Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the beach?
Bri: No.
Matt: Go to the mall?
Bri: No.
Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!
by igpayatinlay January 12, 2013
a homosexual sex game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their penises and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the homosexual sex game the loser has to give the winner a blowjob but the game can also determine who is bottom, who's cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the "chill dudes" from the "gay fags". origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.
(homosexual version)" hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!"
(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
by sue donime August 19, 2013