third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.

I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.

by tiab guls May 23, 2014

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

Basement Child

see nerd and goth

Please, Billy, leave the basement and experience sunlight a little.
Billy : Nooo, I'm in the middle of a l337 CS GAME YO!

by buttsex June 27, 2003

leaky basement

Dangerous condition that often brings about toxic mold, foundation dammage and a host of additional problems. A leaky basement must be repaired.

After the hard rains I ingnored my leaky basement. This brought about the mold problem that made my family sick.

by Felix Gomez October 7, 2007

Interracial Basement

a basement both above ground and under ground, therefore, interracial

Bob's interracial basement has everything, from midgets to Xbox 360

by icansneezebananas November 1, 2011

Basehead

An unambitious, lazy slacker whom lacks organization and direction in his or her life

That kid is a base (basehead), he'll probably end trying to sell me magazine subscriptions

by Roger Taylor October 13, 2005

kids in my basement

something really unfunny mothafuckas say

Joshua : hey whats going on havent seen u in a BITCH
Jose : the kids in my basement lmao
joshua : really nigga

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong August 23, 2021