Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
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Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
Barks

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again
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Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.
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Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.
I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.
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barking

going absolutely feral over something so much so that you're barking like a dog
they were barking over the instagram post
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Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent
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Barking

In Scotland, Specifically in places like Glasgow or paisley, it is a word that is used to describe someone who is extremely unattractive.
“That bird I met last night was fucking barking mate”

Or

Aww naw I’d never go out with him, he’s barking!”
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