Balancewaad

The habit of both-siding a political issue to make two unequals look like equals.

The news debate panel had a Hindutva right-wing ideologue on one side and a pacifist, Muslim school teacher on the other. Liberals said this was an act of balancewaad. The news station was both-siding the issue.

by famished_writer June 9, 2022

Balayage Energy

Balayage Energy is the combination of Balayage (the hairstyle) and colloquial term energy (mood or aura someone gives off). Balayage Energy is a negative term given to POCs who hate themselves and their POCs counterparts and do or say things that demeans themselves and their community. First used to represent Asian and Hispanic women that only have white friends and only date white men the majority of them having Balayage hair.

Person 1: Whats the deal with Bro? He said maybe we should leave our culture at home because it isn't relevant to class isn't he Hispanic and isn't Spanish class?
Person 2: I Know right he's giving off real Balayage energy
Person 3: You hate to see it. Damn.
Person 1 & 2: Where the fuck you come from?

by uofofn September 19, 2022

Balabloo

The act of boldly spouting nonsense on stage

All that Tinubu did was balabloo

by Ndukz January 12, 2023

balachelant

typically phat as fuck, to describe something.

“that girl over there has a balachelant ass”

by dfitzy+epacey June 26, 2023

forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

by wordception June 18, 2011

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Bob Balaban

1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.

2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.

Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?

Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.

by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022