Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 19, 2015

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 16, 2017

bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet

Did you see that lady bagel?!

by Jolliest October 06, 2018

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018