badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Badger Snare

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax

The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018

Tam Badger

Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.

That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.

by Nick334 February 18, 2015

Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016