Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.

Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.

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Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.

Oliver's mum had a badger pussy

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badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

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British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

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