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Badger Snare

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax
The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.
Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009
mugGet the Badger Answermug.

Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020
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Badger Bite

A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
by SaltyyBoi July 13, 2021
mugGet the Badger Bitemug.

cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021
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Badger the Simp

by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021
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Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas
by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010
mugGet the Vaggy Badgersmug.

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