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assman

When someone gathers a group around and tells everyone how he lost his virginity the week before, the finishes the story by saying she was on her period so i had to F her in the A
who brags about doing something like that, you are such an assman
by TheBottle1785 April 13, 2025
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Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.
Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.
by Thee king May 6, 2025
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ASSMOSIS

/ˈæs·moʊ·sɪs/
colloquial; pathological hygiene myth

Definition:
The delusional belief that standing in shower water alone effectively cleans the human anus, negating the need for direct contact, soap, or scrubbing. Most commonly found in adult males raised in environments where touching one’s own ass is considered a gateway to eternal damnation or mild gay panic.
“Yo, I ain’t tryna go near my hole like that, bro. The water gets it.”
"Bro that's not hygiene...That's assmosis."
by Faceofadeadstar July 21, 2025
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assmiliner

Very similar to an asshaberdasher -- a true bungsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.
{At a large house party}

Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
by Telephony2 November 7, 2025
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