When someone gathers a group around and tells everyone how he lost his virginity the week before, the finishes the story by saying she was on her period so i had to F her in the A
who brags about doing something like that, you are such an assman
by TheBottle1785 April 13, 2025
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colloquial; pathological hygiene myth
Definition:
The delusional belief that standing in shower water alone effectively cleans the human anus, negating the need for direct contact, soap, or scrubbing. Most commonly found in adult males raised in environments where touching one’s own ass is considered a gateway to eternal damnation or mild gay panic.
colloquial; pathological hygiene myth
Definition:
The delusional belief that standing in shower water alone effectively cleans the human anus, negating the need for direct contact, soap, or scrubbing. Most commonly found in adult males raised in environments where touching one’s own ass is considered a gateway to eternal damnation or mild gay panic.
“Yo, I ain’t tryna go near my hole like that, bro. The water gets it.”
"Bro that's not hygiene...That's assmosis."
"Bro that's not hygiene...That's assmosis."
by Faceofadeadstar July 21, 2025
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{At a large house party}
Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
by Telephony2 November 7, 2025
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