Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

dog

ya mum

ya dog neqt

by jghjggi October 27, 2018

dog

woof

a dog goes "woof"

by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

God backwards

Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.

by Henry the lonely turkey May 3, 2019

dog

laila

"Awww look at that dog!"

"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."

by elgatto October 19, 2020