Doing a Cullum

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.
Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum
by Maxiesnax1 June 08, 2020
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Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.
“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”
by ed.da.vinci August 23, 2011
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to do a julio

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.
"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"
by KaylitaW November 22, 2011
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do a Purkiss

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online
"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008
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Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.
He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi
by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018
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doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.
"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."
by A231 November 07, 2017
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doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.
Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"
by Rei-88 October 17, 2009
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