Ankles

Describing a woman when she is lower than a cunt. When you call a woman a cunt that's one thing but when you tell her that she's ankles that means she's two feet below a cunt.

You're so worthless your ankles.

by Kumquat squasher July 20, 2025

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

by Slacky4k January 16, 2022

Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.

Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.

by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018

Ankle Biter

This term comes in many forms. It can be a racial term of someone of Indian descent, it can be a term for a small dog or child, or it can be a term to call someone below average height.

"I'm 5'3"
"Ankle Biter!"

"Ankle Biters love curry"

"Feisty little Ankle Biter"

by TheRealSMG5yt July 25, 2025

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024

Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025