Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025

Amish

Named after the Amish tribe, "Amish" is the title of a reality show where participants have to stay away from modern tech (iPads, smartphones, computers, gaming consoles, satellite TV) for as long as possible in order to be able to start their days with delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole.

I once signed up for 'Amish' thinking it would be a fun challenge, but I quickly realized how hard it is to live without my phone — especially when all I get in return is a slice of that delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole!

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025

Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.

I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.

by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025

Amish Hotbox

When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.

Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”

Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”

by skeetboi February 21, 2025

Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 18, 2023

Amish

Black people - used ironically - because it's required.

'A group of 18 men broke into the post office', with no description.
'Yeah, it was the Amish again.'

by I am PulSe May 22, 2023

Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025