amish

like pilgrims, but waaay hotter

“did u see the way that amish man was plowing his field ? he’s like a pilgrim but waaay hotter

by amishlover36 January 3, 2021

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Amish

Amish is a person who listens to music artists like Juice WRLD and Lil Uzi Vert. Although Amish is attractive he gets his heart broken easily. He is a smart, laid back and a gamer

Yo dude why is Amish so sad.
I don’t know, I think he got rejected

by Andrew Wilson December 28, 2020

amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017

Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024