Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler

man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 03, 2022

six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 01, 2020

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 06, 2021

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 07, 2019

Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.

Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.

by Man of 3 bushes October 18, 2021

alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.

I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.

by joyful coffee July 01, 2023

bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.

I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!

by Julius Wrightmoore June 04, 2021