Coathanger Abortion

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother

a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"

by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

polish abortion

n. diarrhea. (see also polish prince and polish quints)

Darrin had a polish abortion, having already produced an heir to the throne.

by Dags August 8, 2005

Abortion

illegal, unsafe act of killing an unborn child which is a civil rights infringement.

Hey, I just got an abortion.

by NUKO NEWS December 3, 2020

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

Bronchial Abortion

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.

That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion

by Clapham-junction June 9, 2009

Abortion

Abortion is legal murder to babies who could've potentially been successful in life. Essentially it's wasting a human life for one's own selfish reasons. You never know, some of those babies who have been killed inside the womb could've been the hero who found a cure for cancer.

Abortion is wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021

Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!

Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."

by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010