by The log 5 November 5, 2020
Get the Lifemug. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.
Source: Google Assistant.
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
by Shugunou January 4, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
Get the Lifemug. 1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident
2)a complete and total accident
"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
Get the lifemug.