by Icarus33 December 16, 2013
 Get the trouser chowdermug.
Get the trouser chowdermug. Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
by Slider Dave December 6, 2009
 Get the Trouser Smilemug.
Get the Trouser Smilemug. by poo agaib  February 20, 2022
 Get the Trousersmug.
Get the Trousersmug. Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys  June 18, 2025
 Get the Trouser custardmug.
Get the Trouser custardmug. "Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
 Get the Trouser Hoagiemug.
Get the Trouser Hoagiemug. by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
 Get the gucci trousersmug.
Get the gucci trousersmug. To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop  January 21, 2018
 Get the Trouser confidencemug.
Get the Trouser confidencemug.