Nolan

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch

Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos

by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.

Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan

by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.

Nolan is such a sweat

by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is a nice guy. He is funny, nice, and caring. He well do whatever to make someone happy. He loves it when he's crush/girlfriend smiles or laughs. Nolan is one of the nicest guys you would ever meet.

Mary: that guy is such a Nolan

Aryanna: yea he is

by Itz_mee-666 March 9, 2019

Nolan Holein'

To watch a Christopher Nolan film while imbibing enough ketamine to incapacitate a rhino.

Last week I was Nolan Holein' Interstellar, it was the most intense experience I've ever had.

by HezzLord November 30, 2023

Nolan

A very attractive man that walks around with a third leg, he has to swing it around his shoulder when he walks or else his tip gets scraped on the ground

mmmmmmmmm I can see Nolan's third leg

by ROONDUNE May 10, 2022

Nolan Tobyansen

A xbox player

I Nolan Tobyansen is a xbox player

by King farkalamu October 21, 2020