Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package
by BbopDinosaurRoar August 03, 2024
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Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 04, 2022
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easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
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Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour
Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run
by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021
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Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
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melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general
"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."
by anonbandit January 02, 2022
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Melon Gang

Melon Gang, it is the best Gang in all of the VR Community. if you try to beat Melon gang our Daddy Eric will hit you >:(
Idiot 1: what is melon gang?
Smart 2: WTF HOW DONT YOU KNOW YOU IDIOT
Idiot 1: *crying*
by Njord September 23, 2020
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