Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
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Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018
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jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.
Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.
by Skankaflank May 13, 2022
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botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe
by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013
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snag wipe

one that wipes snot or boogers upon a door knob or wall
Raphael put snag wipe on girlfriends hair
by drippydick11 January 08, 2012
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Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepperThe dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022
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ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell
erica is a fucking ass wipe
by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019
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