Nolan

SIMP

nolan got girls

by Superbeastkilr May 12, 2021

Nolan

Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.

"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"

by boykisser110 November 18, 2021

Nolan

mad cute but also sucks ass at cooking

Nolan sucks at cooking

by TheRealFoodCritic March 28, 2024

Nolan

Nolan is gay dude who is closeted but everyone knows he gay. He also love goth girls and isn’t afraid to show it, but in reality he’s gay

Hey dude, look there goes Nolan. Yeah he’s so gay.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Nolan

Someone who doesn't go outside his room, and is antisocial

Stop being a Nolan, and go outside

by Smartguyyyy February 6, 2020

Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues

A Nolan has a big dick

by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019