zombie fingered 

When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom promptly finds your asshole and fingers it twice until you die.

Bullfrog: damn it Gerbil, I was reviving Goat. You let me get zombie fingered.

Gerbil: lol

zombie fingered by AKBullfrog April 19, 2009

Zombie Jesus Day 

A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!

Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!

Zombie Jesus Day by Black Lilac May 13, 2010

Zombie Nigger 

A black person caring the HIV and/or AIDS virus,must likely to be an African Male.

Currently used since the out-brake of AIDS, since the Catholic s morons prohibited the use of condoms to stop the spread of the virus.

U.N. VOLUNTEER: Now look out for these Zombie Niggers they'll fuck you and kill ya.

In movies zombies bit you,but in this case they have intercourse with the an unfortunate to infect.

Zombie Nigger by lucas503 December 20, 2009

zombie superman 

The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.

Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!

zombie superman by Scared shitless October 11, 2004

Zombie Apocalypse 

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.

...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia

Zombie Apocalypse by torrrrrrub August 6, 2011

zombie sex

When you and your partner both wake up in the middle of the night, and proceed to have sex. But you are soo tired it's very slow and mindless. Like a zombie.
Sometimes you may wake up and wonder if you actually had sex or not.

My girlfriend and I woke each other up and just started having zombie sex. It was so cool.
My fuck buddy slept over last night and then at some point in the middle of the night we both woke up so we just rolled over for some zombie sex.

zombie sex by Holly Carpenter July 29, 2011

Zombie Cow 

Zombie Cows live on venus, eat fire, and produce chocolate milk. They aren't very friendly creatures and only one person in the world breeds them. Zombie cows cannot survive off of Venus however.

Your chocolate milk probably came from a Zombie Cow!

Zombie Cow by Alexis_M December 24, 2008