1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013
Get the your mommug. The decision is yours to make.
" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."
by Henhouse January 19, 2016
Get the It's your chickenmug. This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.
by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020
Get the Your face ismug. 
Wow, that girl has some really nice ass, I would
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
definitely call her Your Thighness.
"I will do whatever you want me to, your thighness"
- every partner Nickey Minaj has ever had
by De Finer February 10, 2021
Get the Your Thighnessmug. a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...
by Your actual mom December 9, 2019
Get the your hairlinemug. someone close to you that you trust and stick by at all times
you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them
they’re the first person to know about something big in your life
you’re always able to talk to them and share personal things with them
they’re the first person to know about something big in your life
Christina and Meredith from Greys Anatomy
“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”
“Christina i’m your person” “you’re not my person owen is my person”
by michael heehee June 29, 2019
Get the your personmug.