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a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
by Paul__C January 17, 2009
mugGet the purple headed yogurt squirtermug.

National Yogurt males day

December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd
by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
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Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"
by Word July 6, 2004
mugGet the Football headed yogurt slingermug.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
by Krackershaft November 28, 2002
mugGet the purple headed yogurt slingermug.
Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS
Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
mugGet the Purple headed yogurt slingersmug.

white yogurt face blanket

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt
"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."
by billy trinkets June 11, 2004
mugGet the white yogurt face blanketmug.
She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.
by Cevin December 10, 2007
mugGet the The one eyed yogurt flinger.mug.

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