"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
by Paul__C October 05, 2008
December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.
"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"
"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"
by Word July 06, 2004
A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
by Krackershaft November 29, 2002
Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS
Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 10, 2008
"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"
"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."
"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."
by billy trinkets June 11, 2004
The erect male sex organ.
by Cevin November 14, 2007