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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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witthuhn

a weird guy with a big penis (pronounced wit-toon)
“Dude did you hear kaylee fucked a witthuhn last night?!”
by jaida julissa August 30, 2021
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wittle_olivia

He’s the best person in the world, he’s always there for you. Though he can be busy most of the time but that doesn’t make him a bad person. He just a busy guy :).
by Abbywastaken September 13, 2021
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Whitty

As project cancelled due to the group making it collapsing due to disagreement. This word was named after the Whitty mod in FNF, which failed due to disagreement.
"Remember Super Mario 64 Beta Archive"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"It became a whitty"
by Gfshusbandforever November 13, 2021
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Wittebolle

Are little men who always need a little step.

There nice and funny when they have a Baco in the hand
Where is Wittebolle?

- look down you will find him
by Your dwarf friend November 21, 2021
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Witte

A person who is hyperintelligent, witty and has an immeasurable dick.
by My Name Def Aint Witte November 22, 2021
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Wintyr

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL! person in the world like honestly they are a goddess!!
Better than all others <3
You are so lucky if you have a friend like them they are stick with you forever but be careful...they are known as two-faced

They would make you wanna die :/

But honestly they are so beautiful...you wouldn't be able to handle such graciousness such absolute beauty...i would die just looking at them.
Their laugh is honestly pure as gold and could light up a whole room in seconds.
Unfortunately...has many voices in their head that can make them absolutely insane and chaoticly violent...And can loose control very easily.

This person are yet again the most stunning person you could ever come across they are the queen of all people in the world.
They are full of adventure, excitement, intelligence, evilness, beauty, chaoticness, manipulation, and everything amazing! I would die just walking in their direction!!.
They are very dangerous though I would look out for them, they can cause mass destruction on your mental state and could brake your mind and stability and loose your self to their evilness, but...that curtain smile...it's like it has absolutely no emotions, and you can't escape it, the smile follows you as you get lost in their gaze not knowing what's gonna happen, it scares me.
And honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they took over the world some day :/
by 69837 November 23, 2021
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