Witchcraft

Mode of transportation used by witches, usually depicted as a broom in popular mythology.

Wherefore be by craft, thy hateful heathen?

by joos May 13, 2005

Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a split screen game, looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

Hey Kaity, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass.

by Dylo to Black Bear August 4, 2011

Witchcraft

a pc term for Satanism

if you deny it then you are in denial

by yo February 22, 2005

Watcher

The Watcher of the Teambang group is the weirdest, creepiest, oldest, dirtiest, smelliest, ugliest, and grossest member who usually sits in the corner masturbating to the human clump before him while simultaneously spewing shit, vomit, piss, and snot in every direction with the occasional blood splatter.

Arav, our group Watcher, came up behind me while I was Spoon Licking and threw up all over my back.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

by Senor kelly April 14, 2011

dirty witchcraft

When a guy is doing a girl in the butt, cums inside, and then she tries to shit. When only shit comes out she yells, "WITCHCRAFT!" The male sticks her to a cross and lights her on fire.

Dumbass: Dude I totally just pulled a dirty witchcraft with Susan yesterday.
Friend: Dude...that was my sister...
Dumbass: Yeah it smelled like shit with the burning corpse after though...
Friend: ...*goes to counselling for 3 years.*

by JackedUpShitxX420XxYOLOswag May 8, 2013