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The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 May 24, 2018
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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
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Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.
by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012
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Wisconsin Soup Bowl

Dorm refrigerator on it's back with 40 plus exploded frozen multi brand beers to be eaten or sipped with a shared soup ladle
Me: Oh man I have to throw all this frozen beer away! Friend: no way, unplug the fridge, put it on it's back and get a ladle, that is a Wisconsin Soup Bowl!
by MikeZ66 December 24, 2021
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Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds
You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”
by Wibullrider December 24, 2022
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Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015
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Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
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