When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 April 11, 2018
The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006
When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 03, 2015
The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
by Mentilman February 04, 2016
Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.
by corndoglover21 October 30, 2017