Closet Hot

1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.

1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.

by AG3NGZ July 30, 2017

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Hot Plotkin

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.

In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".

by naesmit August 22, 2012

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hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

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Hot Yippie

A person who rides their bike to the grocery store with child in in tow.

If this hot yippie’s kid wasn’t so damn cute I’d slap him right off his yippie bike and give him a dirty sanchez.

by PoneTone July 16, 2018

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A description of a female whom Steve finds attractive, but then tells his friends that she is hot. The friends proceed to view the female's profile pics on fb and decide that she is less than desirable, and that Steve is an asshat.

Steve: Bro, I met this girl in my class today, she was totally hot

Bro: She was probably Steve hot

by sonoftom October 5, 2010

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Hot Swank

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 9, 2009

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