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Edward winey hands 

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
Edward winey hands by halfbrick December 27, 2008

Poor Winner 

A poor winner is a person or a team that will gloat in an arrogant fashion after winning a championship.
Tbe Boston Bruins are poor winners, because of their pompous and arrogant attitude.
Poor Winner by Mr Peepers33 March 4, 2012

... because of winn dixie 

a book title that just begged to made fun of. add any humorous phrase before the ... and you have a goldmine of laughs.
I became a necrophiliac because of winn dixie.
the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.
I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!
winnet by david sidebotham May 1, 2006
This party is soooo windy! I'm like not even playin!
Windy by BLIZZIE &IZZIE June 12, 2006

wanny banno 

Knocked out, unconcious, usually due to another person striking you.(A phrase used by devvo)
"One punch and you'd be wanny banno"
wanny banno by Onikage October 6, 2006