Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

whomp

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.

by the_pile November 7, 2010

Whomp

Verb:
To perform oral self on another.
Used in a derogatory sense.

Interchangeable with "suck my dick" or "blow me."

Derived from the enemy in Mario bros. series. These characters fall face first, similar to when a man receives oral sex from someone else.

Example 1:
Person 1:"You suck at this game."
Person 2:"You can whomp, bitch!!!"

by JoeyJuxtapose March 2, 2011

whomp

v. For to beat someone harshly or hit a person very hard
Most often used as a threat to others.
Pronounced (wump)

Often referred as "the whomp"
Most often used: "I will give you the whomp!"
Created By My Dear Friend,
Kyle Hanf

Person 1: Haha your a nerd that can't get a girl!

Person 2: Watch it man or else I will give you the whomp.

by Emo loves chu March 3, 2011

Whompp whompp

the sound of a women making a wholesome food, i.e a delicious sandwich of your choice.

**Male talking to another Male**

I knew Sally was home because i heard 'whompp whompp' coming from the kitchen.

by twitterhashtag December 10, 2011

Whomp a ho

Used when discussing how you did, or were going to, beat someone because of them acting or being a ho.

I had to leave the wedding because that girl was being ignorant and I was going to whomp a ho. If I did that, I would have left in handcuff's and ruined a beautiful day, so I left early

by DJPaulyJazzyJeff July 1, 2011

whompfest

When a party is entertained by dubstep at a musical venue. The act of partying due to dubstep.

There is a whompfest going on down town tonight. I went to a dubstep concert and I was whomping like crazy to the music.

by jaquesknees December 5, 2011