by Zenoxum July 3, 2021

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021

by hazzaniallerloulimadjmalikrule June 23, 2021

Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021

by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021

back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
by Stupid Af July 19, 2021
