by Shana Baileys December 21, 2011
Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
by Tyler the Narwhal April 11, 2013
The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.
by JohnnyPots June 22, 2007
What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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by Lolpokemanz543 April 29, 2010
When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.
Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."
Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."
Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".
Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."
Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".
by orphanmaker August 20, 2011