dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013

Home watch

A nerdy way to watch series of dramas or movies without stepping out.

I got myself chips and beers to home watch the tv drama "Game of Thxxnes".

by Shana Baileys December 26, 2011

Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

Sleep Watch

The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.

I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!

by Post-Mortem666 December 29, 2008

watch spot

The spot on your wrist where your watch goes.

Guy1: Yo, your watch is gone! Don't you look at your watch spot?

Guy2: WHATTT??!

by Lolpokemanz543 April 28, 2010

flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.

I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.

by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010