Internet Meme used for two situations.
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
by julia horationas January 31, 2008
benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
by Mike Giordano April 28, 2007
A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...
Girl: I'll have a cosmo!
Guy: So...What do you do?
Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?
Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.
Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...
Girl: I'll have a cosmo!
Guy: So...What do you do?
Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?
Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.
Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
by wdc January 11, 2006
Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.
Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet
by cdawg91 November 03, 2010
The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
by Flame Dame 2 May 28, 2008
by ddubs18 July 04, 2009