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auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV
"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"
by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
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liar wire

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
by max meat July 20, 2010
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barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms
macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy
by emohammers December 10, 2003
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wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.
The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.
by hot east August 2, 2012
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zips in the wire

A quote from "Platoon", but used in general conversation in "the Nam". It's based on a racest term "zipper-head", a name the US soldiers gave the Northern Vietnamese and militia (Vietcong) combatants to de-humanize their targets. It was quicker to refer to them as Zips, Cong, or V.C., and also served to make them "less human" in the eyes of the invading forces. Today, most people have forgotten about particulars of the Vietnam war, and often use the phrase as meaning there are enemies close at hand, or you are surrounded by very serious problems.
"We got zips in the wire",.... it's a lovely fucking war.
I heard he's getting fired for all the crap he said.....he got zips in the wire. Dude, now your getting fired.
by Lawman1646 August 6, 2017
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Gooks in the Wire

When you aren't feeling too well and you have the hershey squirts and a poop sneaks up on you, yell "There's gooks in the wire!" Such as the Viet Cong sneaking up on an American fire base.
Oh my god, I have to poop. There's gooks in the wire!
by zippy4109 June 19, 2010
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