weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
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Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
by Roy Sanchez August 08, 2006
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weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff
by kyle June 24, 2004
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hide the weasel

Tom asked susie if she would help him hide the weasel.
by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011
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Stink Weasel

A phrase commonly shouted by the drunken biker lady, who sits by herself at the show; perhaps a type of mating call?
by Justinsmith1 October 01, 2006
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pussy-weasel

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.
That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.
by Primo Jones August 14, 2006
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crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass
Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.
by Perday November 01, 2013
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