watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.

Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!

by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010

bird watching

Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.

I want to go to the British lake for bird watching.

by aminsep May 4, 2018

dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.

Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

watch spot

The spot on your wrist where your watch goes.

Guy1: Yo, your watch is gone! Don't you look at your watch spot?

Guy2: WHATTT??!

by Lolpokemanz543 April 28, 2010

bag watch

When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.

Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."

Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."

Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".

by orphanmaker August 23, 2011

Snooze Watch

When somebody wakes up in the morning before their alarm goes off and sits and waits until it goes off so they can press snooze

My sister touches snooze the second the alarm goes off and therefore is a Snooze Watch (er).

by downtownjelly May 9, 2007