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Washington whirlpool

the act of grinding up food and drinks and feeding it to your girlfriend. After she throws it up in a condom you freeze it and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
"Payton gave me a Washington whirlpool last night... secretly I sorta liked it"
by spectrum violet July 26, 2016
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Washington Wiener Wrap

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.
"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."
by LSDemonKid March 17, 2017
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washington tickle

The act of pleasuring ones partner by filling her earlobe with ejaculate whilst also squeezing her breasts so hard that her ears pop, and the ejaculate sprays on your face in a tickling matter.
Our sex life was getting boring so I gave her a Washington tickle.
by Tikiman123456789 April 22, 2017
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washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.
yuck, you have a bit of washing pong
by catslovecarrots January 31, 2020
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washingtude

The act of being from Washington/acting like you’re from Washington (state)
“That guy has a weed pipe hanging out of his flannel AND he’s listening to nirvana?”

“That’s some real washinhgtude”
Washingtude is the act of being from Washington State USA
by Lolsack04 June 7, 2020
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waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”
by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020
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washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020
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