A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. a girl that is an annoying bitch. most vsco girls have a oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt, normally have scrunchies, they most likely wear Vans. and don't forget they have that fucking Hydro flask to complete the annoying ass look. they also say statements like sksksksksks and and i oop- also save the turtles
by u bettr sutp September 27, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. A person that says "sksksksksks" as a way of laughter as well as "and I oop" they wear over sized t-shirts with Nike shorts, messy buns, crocks and you better believe that it will look like an entire scrunchie store on their wrist they love to use their hydroflask with their metal straw to save the turtles and LOVE their Starbucks and carmax wear air pods ride jeeps and are one of the most annoyingest people you will ever meet
by Yämïńə October 12, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. vsco girls are very basic and mostly white. they wear oversized t-shirt’s , lulu lemon black shorts , crocs , birkenstock’s, or vans. they wear lots of scrunchies and puka she’ll necklaces. sometimes you’ll even see ankle brackets. they wear basic messy buns and most of them also have big sweatshirts. and the baddest of vsco girls may even juul. ofc they try to go and hug up on every dude they see. and do forgot they live in the biggest houses , rich, the best card and their WHITE! they get in the fyp on tiktok with their ugly woah too. oh don’t forget they constantly say and i oop skskksksk also they love to save the turtles and buy unuseful metal straws. some even have the app vsco.
them (vsco girl)- oops i dropped my hydro flask. save the turtles! and i oop sksksk
me- please shut up
*leaves*
me- please shut up
*leaves*
by m🌻aiya September 4, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. by DICTIONARY 420 September 9, 2019
Get the VSCO Girlmug. That one basic annoying girl i school usually named Rebbeca and wears a shell necklace and has more that 50 scrunchies also has more that 1 hydro flask and metal straws
Girl 1 “Ew who’s that”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying”
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks”
Girl 2 “that’s Rebbeca the vsco girl she’s so annoying”
Rebbeca:“ and i opp- sksksksksks”
by ThatOneFisteylatina November 11, 2019
Get the VSCO GIRLmug. Just some girls that will walk around saying sksksksks and showing off their hydro flask just so that they can be more attractive to men
by avscoboy156 September 5, 2019
Get the Vsco Girlmug.