vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. It fears needles and therefore fails at being blooddonor.

when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

by vegetarcula January 20, 2011

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

Vegetarianian

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

by notnAP July 23, 2017

Vegetarian

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017