Tristan

A person who is a dweeb and has a small dick and is bad at kissing and Finnishes in sex really fast

Mannnnn have you seen small dick tristan

by Kathybradyyyyy April 19, 2020

Tristan

a hot emo fuckboy

"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."

by cums1u7 June 5, 2023

Tristan Mode

Tristan Mode is a term when someone's anger leads them to clowning on a family tragedy, along with heavy racism and bullying.

Charles - lelelelele bro has no women

Tristan - bro has a divorced family

Charles - You little bitch going Tristan Mode fuck you

by helloIamexisting December 8, 2022

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

Tristan

He has a huge cock.

"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"

by ArchyFish October 7, 2017

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan Black

Tristan black has the worst type of hair types and are usually sped ed they can't have bitches and have never seen a girl or there touch in 12 years ever since he left his moms womb

Tristan black is very unusual

by LOLSDW January 5, 2023