Trainstander

A specific type of person that is so horrible that they must result to standing in front of trains to correct their lameness.

"what a trainstander, I bet that motherfucker just wants to go stand in front of a train and be gay".

by Boxe August 17, 2010

tirinzoni

The act of pretending to be an ethnicity or allstar athlete
Typically balding at age 14 and is overprotective of cats

Mark Sanchez is such a tirinzoni.

by O5 January 20, 2011

Train Nonce

Someone who is completely obsessed with trains to the point that the person acts sexually towards trains and describes them/talks about them in a sexual and obsessive tone and/or refers to them with sexual nature.

Me: What you been up to, Alex?
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce

by hutchinsonj056 September 3, 2020

Training Pussy

Vagina belonging to someone you don’t have any feelings or attraction; Nor planning on having any type of relationship with. Presumably having intercourses in effort to develop skills and experience in preparation of non disappointment of real partner.

Given that Matt is a virgin, yet has high standers for a sexual partner, his unattractive female roommate could serve as a great “training pussy” to help him build skill and technic.

by Craps n Giggles January 30, 2022

Whiskey Train

Noun. A series of drinks, or more specifically a series of whiskey shots lined up on the bar top and drunken in rapid succession. A Whiskey Train comprises of at least three shots (though preferably more), each shot containing a different brand of whiskey. The most important part of the Whiskey Train is the final drink which is called the Caboose. The Caboose is the last car on the train and should be a memorable one. The choice of the Caboose is up to the drinker’s discretion, but a particularly effective Caboose is a boilermaker which is definitely recommended. Essentially, the Whiskey Train is ideal for the serious drinker on the go, who has no time for messing around. Not suggested for amateurs.

Barkeep, give me a five-car Whiskey Train with a boilermaker caboose, and make it snappy! I’ve got to be at work in fifteen minutes.

by bigdanshooter June 20, 2011

Ace Trainer jason

The act of being a big black man.

Hey he is a ace trainer jason!

by AbsolAlex November 24, 2011

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013