Trafficness

Traffic being traffic

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE

by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021

Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.

Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic

by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
Alt. Spelling:
Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023

Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.

"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023