Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017