(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.
Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011
person 1: If you don't gethcho cheese burger built ass outta here im boutta toss you in the oven and set it to 650 degrees cuhhhhhh
person 2: alright man
person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!
person 2: alright man
person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!
by Stevie magoose November 20, 2018
When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole
"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"
by Titokf3 March 07, 2008
by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004
by Pimp daddy V September 10, 2003
by Yo-momma123 December 08, 2016