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Toronto maple leafs

Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020
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Toronto

National disgrace. Unless you're a tourist or immigrant, in which case, the greatest city on earth!!! W0000T go leafs go
Toronto pleb: Chronnuh sure is nice this time of year
by CanadaGang May 16, 2019
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Toronto Legend

When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.
Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!

Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha

Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!
by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012
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Toronto Turn in

Drivers in Toronto have a tendency to drive right up to the end of a lane when entering a highway, they also turn into the shoulder and drive a few hundred meters before pulling back into rush hour traffic.
Stuck in Rush hour traffic on the 401, see some idiot driving in the shoulder, passing a bunch of cars.

"STUPID IDIOT, YOU AREN'T DOIN YOUR TORONTO TURN IN ON MY WATCH BUDDY"
Continues to put his cars into both lanes while simultaneously honking and flipping the Turn in the bird.
by dogeman420illuminati97 April 22, 2013
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Toronto

just another big city. overcrowded, overpriced and the weather is only good a few months in the year. great if you have money but terrible if you don’t. most people who live here are wage slaves of some kind with no free time and limited ideas of what fun a night might be (see: drinking or watching sports). move to montreal, vancouver or hamilton if you can make the trip. but the difference is only slightly and subjectively better.

Toronto: just another shithole city! Enjoy.
I moved to Toronto to have sex with girls but only ended with an sexually-transmitted infection. :/
by clit-tickler June 26, 2018
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VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 12, 2022
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torona

Torona: adjective; having characteristics of a bull (toro), feminine form=TORONA

synonyms: Heavy set, Large, Voluminous
Hey man, that girl is TORONA
by Marilu82 May 24, 2007
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